On Cooking...

If you took off Hillary Clinton's wig and blue contacts she would look like the lady who cut the baby out of that other ladies stomach. That's why she is always in disguise... You can buy egg separators that look like Hilary and Bill. You shake them up and the white part comes out their nose. If I'd known about them sooner I would have bought a lot of them and given them out at Christmas. Whoa, they are twenty buck, I'd pay three.