On Seals....

Yeah, seals are like parasites....they eat up all the salmon and fish.

On Men in Skirts...

Yeah, a guy with a bagpipe tried to Steal My Thunder on the ferry today.

On Thifty Shopping...

A watermelon cost $100 dollars in Tokyo.

On Health...

In order to get rid of gut fat that is inside your intestines- the type that will kill you, yeah, the outside of the belly is hard because the fat is inside with your kidney and liver, it’s inside your gut. You just need to stop stuffing your face with pop tarts. Potatoes are bad too. They will make you fat. My wife, that’s all she cooks is potatoes and pork.