The Lodge Incident

So I was at the lodge this weekend. And I was drinking my beer.
-makes a sipping motion with hand-
And I had my back to the firepit.
-Turns around to show his butt-
And I looked across the room and I see this girl over there. And I thought she was pretty good lookin, and I didn’t want her to think I didn’t notice her. So I looked over at her. Then she glares back at me and says, “Why are you looking at me?”
-holds up arms in whoa now position-
And I thought of a quick comeback and said, “I was looking at that other girl over there. She’s much prettier than you.”
-Has a big grin-
And she says, “Well F@@k you!”