On UFOs

Know what I call those UFOs now?...

...silence...

Know what I call them?...

...silence...

I call them "Old Friend".

On The Bottom Line...

The bottom line in the religion of Islam is that they get sexual favors from the invisible man in the sky for killing people.

On World Domination...

Did you see that guy from Iran? He was telling the Iranian people to prepare to take over the world and make the whole world subject to Islamic law. The apologists are always saying how Islam is a religion of peace even though for a long time we’ve known they’re set on world domination. Now it comes out that we were right all along.

Near Death Experience...

I've had a near death experience. I had the flu this weekend. Felt like I was going to die. I realize that if I get the bird flu, I'm going to be the one that dies.