On Fantastic Four...

Yea, that girl is a real convincing fake blonde. You know the one who jumped off the space needle.

On Recycling...

Sometimes you can get recycled bubble gum out of the urinals.

On Google...

What does Google have? A web page and a search engine. And to make money they sell advertising! What kind of business is that? Everybody and their brother has a web page.

On Africa...

I didn't know it got cloudy in Africa.