On Jonah...
Did you know that the story of Jonah and the whale was probably about him being abducted by aliens? They didn't have the words back then for aliens, so thats probably what it was. I bet it was an alien flying-saucer submarine.
When I was a young teenager I had the great privilege of owning a beater nylon acoustic and I could noodle with Stairway to Heaven and a few more songs by Rush, but I don’t call it playing the guitar by any stretch, wasn’t until I was 29 until I got my Strat and began to practice guitar music, now I finally feel like I’m turning into a hot kick-ass player (even though attitude is my motivation).
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Jesus, the very first christmas tree ornament.
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/prickmas/merry-prickmas-everyone-223613.php
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