On movies...

Did you see Invasion of the Body Snatchers? That's what you get when you deny the existence of aliens.

On bug farms...

Have you seen the big experimental bug farms. They grow millions and millions of them. The idea is to grind them up and process them into patties. Then feed them to the people in famin areas. It's light on your stomach. Because you can't eat a piece of steak if you're starving. You couldn't hold it down. Um. In the 80's they used to feed them shreaded paper with vitamins. Eat it like oatmeal. Um.

On survival...

If you're on a remote island. Um. You can find snails and eat them off the rocks. You have to become efficient at nabing yourself a fish if you want to eat. I don't know if you can find clams on a tropical island in the south pacific. I wonder. Um. I know you can even eat insects to stay alive. The giant clam they have in the south pacific is the one they always put in the cartoons. Um. You just wait for a shark to come around and then JAB! You have to cook it though. Put it on a hot piece of metal to fry it up from the plane reckage or something. You can eat bugs and worms to keep you alive as well.

On Japanese...

Yeah, they used to though babies on pitch forks and takes bets.

On Getting Chicks...

All you have to do is be a man. Hold yourself like this. When you try to impress them they know. That's all I'm saying.