On drunks...

This drunk on the ferry pulled out my cord on my guitar and pulled my amp off the bench. Em. He ruined my song so I had him arrested. I could of wailed off on him but I decided that the police would have probably arrested me.

On meetings...

Wish I didn't have to got to this meeting in the conference room. I'll have to stay awake. I can't fall asleep when people are looking at me.

On Susan...

Did I tell you about the girl that looks like Susan Summers that rides on the ferry? She looks like Susan used to.

Man! She doesn't have any bad sides!

Unfortunately she cut her hair. That should be criminal.