On pancackes and chili...

You can make your food budget stretch by eating pancakes.

Chili's much better with hotdogs.

On motorcycles...

I was on a motorcycle once with a guy going 70 or 80. Emm. Scared the pee out of me.

On a dentist visit...

I went to the dentist the other day. He said I was pretty calm about everything while I was in the chair. What he didn't know was that I had two Hefeweizen on the ferry and chased it down with a tuna sandwich.