Washington State's Safety Record

-Yelling at wife on phone-
This is Washington State and they're letting baby killers out! You have to recognize their faces! The government isn't going to protect you.
-Slam the phone down-
-To no one in particular-
Emm!
-Holds hands like looking through goggles-
You know that guy in Idaho with the night vision goggles. He watched that family. Then he went in and bashed all their heads with hammers.
-Bashing motion-
Then he killed them and took the kids out into the woods. Then there was that guy that was in jail for something and he told everyone that he had a fantasy of doing something. And when he got out he chopped off that little boys pee pee.
-Makes chopping motion-
-Grunt-
He said he was going to do it. It was a "slow bullet". Then years later, that kid grew up and was racing cars. And wrapped his car around a tree and died.
You know what a slow bullet is?
A slow bullet is when you shoot and miss them and hit a tree. That's a slow bullet.
-Grunt-
Then when people come along to blow up the tree with dynamite, the bullet comes flying out and hits them.