Mothers Day...

What did you get your wife for Mother's Day?
Hamrant: Emm. Nothing. I took her and my son to see Iron Man.

Did you make her breakfast?
Hamrant: No.

Did you take her out for a nice diner?
Hamrant: Emm. No but we went out for a cheap lunch after the movie.

Did you get her a present or a card?
Hamrant: No. I don't do those things. If I had to celebrate every holiday there was, there wouldn't be any other days in the year left.