On picking a wife...
It’s like grocery shopping. Ya gotta pick the plumpest, juiciest tomato. But you only get to go shopping once.
When I was a young teenager I had the great privilege of owning a beater nylon acoustic and I could noodle with Stairway to Heaven and a few more songs by Rush, but I don’t call it playing the guitar by any stretch, wasn’t until I was 29 until I got my Strat and began to practice guitar music, now I finally feel like I’m turning into a hot kick-ass player (even though attitude is my motivation).
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